Wet Pants Denim (Patent Pondered)

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Introducing an Easier, More Secure Payment

PissCoin, the world's first cryptocurrency designed for the sole purpose of facilitating the purchase of jeans designed to simulate the look of authentic urinary incontinence, is a revolutionary breakthrough in blockchain technology.

PissCoin's value is fixed to the price of our new jeans at a ratio of one PissCoin to one pair, and can be purchased via an inquiry below.  Today, the value of one PissCoin, in U.S. Dollars, is $100.  The unique 125 digit code used for payment will be housed on the cloud in a secure Numbers spreadsheet and maintained by the Founder / Visionary.  At any time, and regardless of how inflation effects our pricing, one PissCoin can always be exchanged for a pair of jeans.

To use PissCoin in a transaction, simply provide your unique identifier in your order form and the coin will be converted to $100.  This ease of use and breadth of security measures is truly a breakthrough in blockchain technology, the likes of which the world has not seen before.  Don't think of this like a gift card, think of this as a centralized repository of data tied to a currency.

The information provided on this website does not constitute investment advice, financial advice, trading advice, or any other sort of advice, and you should not treat any of the website's content as such. Wet Pants Denim does not recommend that any cryptocurrency should be bought, sold, or held by you. Nothing on this website should be taken as an offer to buy, sell or hold a cryptocurrency. Do conduct your own due diligence and consult your financial advisory before making any investment decision. Wet Pants Denim will not be held responsible for the investment decisions you make based on the information provided on the website.

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