Introducing a Radical Form of Digital Currency
PissCoin by Wet Pants Denim ("PissCoin"), the world's first cryptocurrency* developed for the sole purpose of facilitating the purchase of jeans designed to simulate the look of authentic urinary incontinence, is a revolutionary breakthrough in digital retail currency. PissCoin's value is fixed to the price of our new jeans and can be purchased via inquiry below.
Functionally, PissCoin operates like a digital gift card denoted by a product rather than a prescribed monetary value. We believe this is the first digital gift card that functions as such.
PissCoins are issued in the form of a unique 125-digit code ("PissCoin Identifiers"), the log of which is cloud-hosted in a secure Numbers spreadsheet and maintained by Wet Pants Denim. PissCoin Identifiers can be directly traded among holders or used to purchase jeans. At any time, and regardless of how our pricing changes, one PissCoin can always be exchanged for a pair of our jeans.
To use PissCoin in a transaction, simply provide your unique PissCoin Identifier in the order form and, once confirmed, the PissCoin will be converted to a pair of our jeans.
One PissCoin is currently valued at $75.
*PissCoin is a cryptocurrency in the sense that it has value (in the form of Wet Pants Denim jeans) and is encrypted through the usage of both secure email delivery and the 125-digit token. Unlike other leading cryptocurrencies, there is no limit on the number of PissCoins that can be issued. In the event that Wet Pants Denim ceases to exist, any issued and outstanding PissCoins would lose their intrinsic value (similar to a gift card).
The information provided on this website does not constitute investment advice, financial advice, trading advice, or any other sort of advice, and you should not treat any of the website's content as such. Wet Pants Denim does not recommend that any cryptocurrency should be bought, sold, or held by you. Nothing on this website should be taken as an offer to buy, sell or hold a cryptocurrency. Do conduct your own due diligence and consult your financial advisory before making any investment decision. Wet Pants Denim will not be held responsible for the investment decisions you make based on the information provided on the website. PissCoin is not intended to represent itself as a liquid security as there is presently no trading apparatus to support it. PissCoin is, at its core, a gift card.
Wet Pants Denim will strive to ensure accuracy of information listed on this website although it will not hold any responsibility for any missing or wrong information. You understand that you are using any and all information available here at your own risk. You should take adequate steps to verify the accuracy and completeness of any information on the website.