Own the Aesthetic Without the Discomfort

The Jeans

Wet Pants Denim delivers the appearance of authentic urinary incontinence without the commonly experienced discomfort.
Wet Look, Dry Feel.
 

The Process

Every pair is individually prepared by hand, ensuring the utmost attention to detail and enabling a fully custom design of the splash pattern.
 

The Hats

Love the brand but hate the product? This is for you. Available in multiple colors with an adjustable fit.
 

There is Clearly a "Wet Pants" Movement

Celebrities, influencers and everyday individuals alike are feigning incontinence in search of the "wet pants" look. Wet Pants Denim was created with these people in mind; we're delivering an identical style without the need to feel uncomfortable. Our jeans are individually procured for each order and hand-dyed, ensuring that every pair is one-of-a-kind. We also make hats.

Wet Look, Dry Feel

Wet Pants Denim starts with the jeans you already know, using standard sizes and fits; after that, nothing is standard. Each pair is individually procured and stained by hand, with the splash pattern designed and applied by a skilled artisan. Because there are no templates or printing involved, no two pairs ever come out exactly alike. The color break, the spread, the saturation: all of it is shaped pair by pair by a designer's careful hand. It's a level of craft usually reserved for luxury goods, which we're proud to deliver to our pants.

• Blue Jeans

• Gray Jeans

• White Jeans

Wet Pants Denim Blue Jeans

Other Style Options:

Wet Pants Denim Gray Jeans

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Individually procured and prepared by hand, each pair of Wet Pats Denim jeans is truly unique. Due to the custom nature of the jeans, our shipping timelines are somewhat variable, though we always seek to ship within five to seven business days following the order.

When we're taking orders again, sizing selections will be made on the order form. And, if you're using PissCoin as your form of payment, please enter it into the Promo Code section.

Other Style Options:

Wet Pants Denim White Jeans

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Individually procured and prepared by hand, each pair of Wet Pats Denim jeans is truly unique. Due to the custom nature of the jeans, our shipping timelines are somewhat variable, though we always seek to ship within five to seven business days following the order.

When we're taking orders again, sizing selections will be made on the order form. And, if you're using PissCoin as your form of payment, please enter it into the Promo Code section.

Other Style Options:

Love the brand but hate the product? These Dad Hats are for you.

We offer a diverse collection of styles, ranging from our classic “Wet Look, Dry Feel” logo to statement pieces. Premium embroidery on the crown meets a hand-sewn logo tag inside, ensuring authenticity; the tag also serves as a nod to the careful design of our hand-made denim product.

Classic Stone

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Classic White

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Classic Black

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Motif Khaki

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PissCoin Khaki

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MAGA Red

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Introducing a Radical Form of Digital Currency

PissCoin by Wet Pants Denim ("PissCoin"), the world's first cryptocurrency* developed for the sole purpose of facilitating the purchase of jeans designed to simulate the look of authentic urinary incontinence, is a revolutionary breakthrough in digital retail currency. PissCoin's value is fixed to the price of our blue jeans and can be purchased directly from Wet Pants Denim. At this time, we have suspended the issuance of PissCoin in order to moderate the circulating supply.Functionally, PissCoin operates like a digital gift card denoted by a product rather than a prescribed monetary value. We believe this is the first digital gift card that functions as such.PissCoins are issued in the form of a unique 125-digit code ("PissCoin Identifiers"), the log of which is cloud-hosted in a secure Numbers spreadsheet and exclusively maintained by Wet Pants Denim. PissCoin Identifiers can be directly traded among holders or used to purchase jeans. At any time, and regardless of how our pricing changes, one PissCoin can always be exchanged for a pair of our jeans.To use PissCoin in a transaction, simply provide your unique PissCoin Identifier in the Promo Code section at checkout, automatically converting the PissCoin into a pair of our jeans.One PissCoin is currently valued at $75.
 

*PissCoin is a cryptocurrency in the sense that it has value (in the form of Wet Pants Denim jeans) and is encrypted through the usage of both secure email delivery and the 125-digit token. Unlike other leading cryptocurrencies, there is no limit on the number of PissCoins that can be issued. In the event that Wet Pants Denim ceases to exist, any issued and outstanding PissCoins would lose their intrinsic value (similar to a gift card).The information provided on this website does not constitute investment advice, financial advice, trading advice, or any other sort of advice, and you should not treat any of the website's content as such. Wet Pants Denim does not recommend that any cryptocurrency should be bought, sold, or held by you. Nothing on this website should be taken as an offer to buy, sell or hold a cryptocurrency. Do conduct your own due diligence and consult your financial advisory before making any investment decision. Wet Pants Denim will not be held responsible for the investment decisions you make based on the information provided on the website. PissCoin is not intended to represent itself as a liquid security as there is presently no trading apparatus to support it. PissCoin is, at its core, a gift card.Wet Pants Denim will strive to ensure accuracy of information listed on this website although it will not hold any responsibility for any missing or wrong information. You understand that you are using any and all information available here at your own risk. You should take adequate steps to verify the accuracy and completeness of any information on the website.

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Frequently Asked Questions

Terms & Conditions

What is the purpose of this? Why are you doing this?
There are two key issues with the traditional urinary incontinence aesthetic:
1. Wearing wet pants is uncomfortable
2. When the wet mark dries or the garment is washed, the stain is almost always gone for goodWet Pants Denim was created to produce jeans that solve both of these issues. As such, we are providing comfort and permanence to a market that is completely overlooked by traditional fashion houses.Who is your target customer?
Wet Pants Denim is made for everyone; our denim product can be produced in all sizes and styles. If you are comfortable in your own skin and not afraid to make a bold statement, we have pants for you.What is your return policy?
Given the custom nature of our product, all sales are final, and returns are not accepted.Are there any special wash instructions?
We recommend washing the jeans with cold water and using a combination of low-heat tumble and hang-drying to prevent fading of both the jeans and the stain.Will you make the jeans with a brown or red stain?
We do not offer a style like this for our jeans, nor do we expect to in the future.Is PissCoin a cryptocurrency?
Yes and no; PissCoin is a cryptocurrency in the sense that it has value (in the form of Wet Pants Denim jeans) and is encrypted through the usage of both secure email delivery and the 125-digit token. Functionally, PissCoin operates like a gift card denoted by product rather than a dollar value.How did I get here?
We're not too sure - only you can answer that.